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“OMG, Wellness Week is such a vibe. Like, I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I am just so well right now,” said Kina Noying, a sophomore in SOC. “I just have so much time now. I can’t wait to like read a book or explore the city or something.”
Read MoreSatan will be on campus this Saturday showcasing a number of employment opportunities within his multi-national company.
Following the recent release of the trailer for the film Cruella, sources tied close to the production are opening up about their harrowing experiences in working on another soulless Disney live-action remake.
Read MoreAU Admin Responds to Community Frustrations and Burnout
Read MoreConsiderations for a graduating senior on being “morally neutral”
Read MoreValentine’s day is a day for lovers to be together, even when you and your partner may be apart.
Read MoreIf Valentine’s Day is about love, I’d rather dedicate it to the people that I actually choose time and time again, and in return, the people who choose me.
Come on, who doesn’t love Tom Hanks as a weirdly attractive cowboy?
Read MoreIn today’s pandemic ridden world dorm hook-ups and Tinder “dates” are risky propositions. At the same time exclusively asking people in your “bubble” to have casual sex apparently leads to a ruined socially distanced outdoor picnic. Who knew?
Read MoreIf you see me on Spotify listening to Taylor Swift on Valentine’s Day, you no longer need to wonder “are they okay?”
Read More"I thought we were done having sex with Republicans, why are you even considering this? The neck gaiter is the face version of a MAGA hat."
Read MoreAnother semester, another set of zoom crushes. Who will be the lucky person that inspires you to tell them you will be their spaniel, which Romeo’s zoom window will you throw pebbles at?
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