“Wellness week is good, actually,” says Student Whose Classes Got Cancelled

“OMG, Wellness Week is such a vibe. Like, I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I am just so well right now,” said Kina Noying, a sophomore in SOC. “I just have so much time now. I can’t wait to like read a book or explore the city or something.”

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“We Hear You!” Wellness Week Rebrands As Unwellness Week

AU Admin Responds to Community Frustrations and Burnout

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Another semester, another set of zoom crushes. Who will be the lucky person that inspires you to tell them you will be their spaniel, which Romeo’s zoom window will you throw pebbles at?

Back to Basics: What Even Is American University?

A guide for fog-brained upperclassmen and freshmen who’ve never had a fire alarm

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AU Announces School of Miscommunication

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Knives Out: Halloween Without Horror

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