“With Survivor season 41 officially in production, I’m excited to continue this research.”
Next time you see Mamma Mia!, ask yourself if you would still like it if it took place in the midnight alleyways of London, with a horribly CGI-ed cat Judi Dench singing “Money, Money, Money” instead of Meryl Streep
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“I acted like I didn’t care because I wanted to be cool, but I really care a lot, turns out I have a lot of shits to give.”
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“OMG, Wellness Week is such a vibe. Like, I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I am just so well right now,” said Kina Noying, a sophomore in SOC. “I just have so much time now. I can’t wait to like read a book or explore the city or something.”
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Satan will be on campus this Saturday showcasing a number of employment opportunities within his multi-national company.
Following the recent release of the trailer for the film Cruella, sources tied close to the production are opening up about their harrowing experiences in working on another soulless Disney live-action remake.
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AU Admin Responds to Community Frustrations and Burnout
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Considerations for a graduating senior on being “morally neutral”
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Valentine’s day is a day for lovers to be together, even when you and your partner may be apart.
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If Valentine’s Day is about love, I’d rather dedicate it to the people that I actually choose time and time again, and in return, the people who choose me.
Come on, who doesn’t love Tom Hanks as a weirdly attractive cowboy?
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In today’s pandemic ridden world dorm hook-ups and Tinder “dates” are risky propositions. At the same time exclusively asking people in your “bubble” to have casual sex apparently leads to a ruined socially distanced outdoor picnic. Who knew?
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