Top Ten TV Show Characters That Shaped My Sexuality

Sex WeekThe Rival AmericanFebruary 11, 2021

Taylor Swift Songs in my Spotify Library Ranked By: "Will I Lose My Mind Listening to This on Valentine’s Day?"

If you see me on Spotify listening to Taylor Swift on Valentine’s Day, you no longer need to wonder “are they okay?”

CultureThe Rival AmericanFebruary 11, 2021taylor swift, Valentine's Day, sex week, sex, evermore, folklore

Should you hook up with them this Valentine’s Day? Based on what mask they wear

"I thought we were done having sex with Republicans, why are you even considering this? The neck gaiter is the face version of a MAGA hat."

CultureThe Rival AmericanFebruary 11, 2021mask, covid, sex week, sex, smash or pass

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Another semester, another set of zoom crushes. Who will be the lucky person that inspires you to tell them you will be their spaniel, which Romeo’s zoom window will you throw pebbles at?

What to do if Your Man is Cheating on You With a UCS Star Destroyer

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Here are 25 insane facts about sex

Sex WeekThe Rival AmericanFebruary 7, 2021sex week, Sex

Jeff Bezos Steps Down as Amazon CEO to Take Position at American University’s Kogod School of Business

Campus, SatireThe Rival AmericanFebruary 4, 2021

How being a child of divorce prepared me to split classes between Canvas and Blackboard

“Gmail is the virtual version of the McDonald’s parking lot at mile 242 where your dad picks you up.”

Satire, CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 26, 2021

Back to Basics: What Even Is American University?

A guide for fog-brained upperclassmen and freshmen who’ve never had a fire alarm

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Unconditional Pass/Fail: A Hope for a More Understanding Grading System

Despite 35 student organizations and over 770 students signed on to the petition to allow unconditional pass/fail to no avail, students continue to push for a more understanding system

Freshmen pledges on door duty entrusted to protect the Capitol after police failed

“I’ve been training for this since I was the treehouse bouncer in 4th grade. I wasn’t like allowed to hang out in the treehouse, but I was told it was really fun.”