Valentine’s day is a day for lovers to be together, even when you and your partner may be apart.
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If Valentine’s Day is about love, I’d rather dedicate it to the people that I actually choose time and time again, and in return, the people who choose me.
Come on, who doesn’t love Tom Hanks as a weirdly attractive cowboy?
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In today’s pandemic ridden world dorm hook-ups and Tinder “dates” are risky propositions. At the same time exclusively asking people in your “bubble” to have casual sex apparently leads to a ruined socially distanced outdoor picnic. Who knew?
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If you see me on Spotify listening to Taylor Swift on Valentine’s Day, you no longer need to wonder “are they okay?”
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"I thought we were done having sex with Republicans, why are you even considering this? The neck gaiter is the face version of a MAGA hat."
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Another semester, another set of zoom crushes. Who will be the lucky person that inspires you to tell them you will be their spaniel, which Romeo’s zoom window will you throw pebbles at?
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“Gmail is the virtual version of the McDonald’s parking lot at mile 242 where your dad picks you up.”
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A guide for fog-brained upperclassmen and freshmen who’ve never had a fire alarm
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Despite 35 student organizations and over 770 students signed on to the petition to allow unconditional pass/fail to no avail, students continue to push for a more understanding system
“I’ve been training for this since I was the treehouse bouncer in 4th grade. I wasn’t like allowed to hang out in the treehouse, but I was told it was really fun.”
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