CultureThe Rival AmericanFebruary 22, 2021

Your Guide to the Best Pixar Movies to Shag to

Come on, who doesn’t love Tom Hanks as a weirdly attractive cowboy?

CultureThe Rival AmericanFebruary 12, 2021pixar, disney, disney+, Toy Story, Shag, Rat, Cats, Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Monsters Inc., A Bug's Life

Best Movie Scenes to Show You the Do's and Dont's of Covid Safe Sex

In today’s pandemic ridden world dorm hook-ups and Tinder “dates” are risky propositions. At the same time exclusively asking people in your “bubble” to have casual sex apparently leads to a ruined socially distanced outdoor picnic. Who knew?

Taylor Swift Songs in my Spotify Library Ranked By: "Will I Lose My Mind Listening to This on Valentine’s Day?"

If you see me on Spotify listening to Taylor Swift on Valentine’s Day, you no longer need to wonder “are they okay?”

CultureThe Rival AmericanFebruary 11, 2021taylor swift, Valentine's Day, sex week, sex, evermore, folklore

Should you hook up with them this Valentine’s Day? Based on what mask they wear

"I thought we were done having sex with Republicans, why are you even considering this? The neck gaiter is the face version of a MAGA hat."

CultureThe Rival AmericanFebruary 11, 2021mask, covid, sex week, sex, smash or pass

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Another semester, another set of zoom crushes. Who will be the lucky person that inspires you to tell them you will be their spaniel, which Romeo’s zoom window will you throw pebbles at?