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Welcome to The Rival American, a university-unaffiliated media publication run by students, for students. We produce opinion editorials, culture critiques, student journalism, and even silly jokes.

 
“Just send me my degree so I can move on,” students have mixed feelings after AU graduation announcement
“Just send me my degree so I can move on,” students have mixed feelings after AU graduation announcement
CampusThe Rival AmericanApril 26, 2021
Making Sense of Love: My Self-Discovery of Asexuality
Making Sense of Love: My Self-Discovery of Asexuality
Pride Week, CultureThe Rival AmericanApril 25, 2021
I Walk The Line: Being Not Straight and Acting Pretty Straight
I Walk The Line: Being Not Straight and Acting Pretty Straight

“I don’t necessarily know why I’m writing this. It’s pride week. I am proud.”

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Pride Week, CultureThe Rival AmericanApril 24, 2021cowboy, pride week, gay, straight
A soft coming out; the moments when you realized you weren’t quite straight
A soft coming out; the moments when you realized you weren’t quite straight
Pride WeekThe Rival AmericanApril 23, 2021
Hetero Dreams Yet Again Crushed By Sylvia Burwell
Hetero Dreams Yet Again Crushed By Sylvia Burwell
Pride Week, CampusThe Rival AmericanApril 23, 2021
An Asexual in Limbo: A Series of Thoughts and Feelings
An Asexual in Limbo: A Series of Thoughts and Feelings
Pride Week, CultureThe Rival AmericanApril 23, 2021
Video Game Men That Give Me the Most Gender Envy
Video Game Men That Give Me the Most Gender Envy
Culture, Pride WeekSammi BradleyApril 22, 2021
Abolish the Princess Protection Program
Abolish the Princess Protection Program
Current, Pride WeekThe Rival AmericanApril 22, 2021
 Why you should get the vaccine: because it will turn you gay
Why you should get the vaccine: because it will turn you gay

“Many people are scrambling to get the vaccine, possibly for the wrong reasons, find out the number one reason: turning you gay”

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The Rival AmericanApril 21, 2021
Queer as in Fuck You: A Photo Series
Queer as in Fuck You: A Photo Series
Pride Week, CultureThe Rival AmericanApril 19, 2021
Every single fictional character is gay, confirms new meta-study from American University Labs
Every single fictional character is gay, confirms new meta-study from American University Labs
Satire, Pride WeekThe Rival AmericanApril 19, 2021
BREAKING: President Sylvia Burwell announced AU's new brand campaign "LIKE A BOSS!" to replace the previous WONK campaign launched in 2011
BREAKING: President Sylvia Burwell announced AU's new brand campaign "LIKE A BOSS!" to replace the previous WONK campaign launched in 2011

“Mourning students spent hours poring over the email looking for a remembrance, or even mere acknowledgement for the death of the ever-unpopular WONK campaign of years past. But to no avail.”

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CampusThe Rival AmericanApril 19, 2021American University, sy, wonk, challenge accepted
A Letter to All the Women I’ve Matched With on Tinder Who Haven’t Messaged Me
A Letter to All the Women I’ve Matched With on Tinder Who Haven’t Messaged Me
Pride Week, CurrentThe Rival AmericanApril 19, 2021Pride Week, LGBTQ, queer, queer love, queer women
The Greek God Parentage of Iconic Survivor Players
The Greek God Parentage of Iconic Survivor Players

“With Survivor season 41 officially in production, I’m excited to continue this research.”


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The Rival AmericanApril 13, 2021survivor, jeff probst, Russel Hantz, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Tyson Apostol, Tony Vlachos, Coach, Kim Spradlin-Wolfe, Boston Rob, Parvati Shallow, Ozzy Lusth, Cirie Fields, Survivor Season 41, Greek Gods, Percy Jackson, Athena, Zeus
If Mamma Mia! Was Badly Produced and Happened in an Alley or, Why We Shouldn’t Hate Cats
If Mamma Mia! Was Badly Produced and Happened in an Alley or, Why We Shouldn’t Hate Cats

Next time you see Mamma Mia!, ask yourself if you would still like it if it took place in the midnight alleyways of London, with a horribly CGI-ed cat Judi Dench singing “Money, Money, Money” instead of Meryl Streep

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The Rival AmericanApril 9, 2021mamma mia, cats, American University, musical
Why I’m writing in Mothman for AUSG President, and if you’re smart you will too
Why I’m writing in Mothman for AUSG President, and if you’re smart you will too
Satire, CampusThe Rival AmericanApril 7, 2021
Breaking News: Student Who Joked That They Were “All Out of Shits to Give” Disappointed To Find They Are Not
Breaking News: Student Who Joked That They Were “All Out of Shits to Give” Disappointed To Find They Are Not

“I acted like I didn’t care because I wanted to be cool, but I really care a lot, turns out I have a lot of shits to give.”

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CampusThe Rival AmericanApril 6, 2021east campus, American University, The rival american, The Rival, shit, depression
Everyone’s Zoom Personality Matches A Harry Potter Character -- Here’s Yours
Everyone’s Zoom Personality Matches A Harry Potter Character -- Here’s Yours
CultureJackie LambApril 2, 2021
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