Hetero Dreams Yet Again Crushed By Sylvia Burwell

By Trent Szczucki

Hetero AU hopefuls across the world were saddened and confused upon receiving an email today from American University President Sylvia Burwell clarifying that their acceptance to not only the AU Honors Program, but the University as a whole may have been a mistake. A disgruntled applicant forwarded us his copy of the email, which is featured below.