“I don’t necessarily know why I’m writing this. It’s pride week. I am proud.”
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Following the recent release of the trailer for the film Cruella, sources tied close to the production are opening up about their harrowing experiences in working on another soulless Disney live-action remake.
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Come on, who doesn’t love Tom Hanks as a weirdly attractive cowboy?
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In today’s pandemic ridden world dorm hook-ups and Tinder “dates” are risky propositions. At the same time exclusively asking people in your “bubble” to have casual sex apparently leads to a ruined socially distanced outdoor picnic. Who knew?
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If you see me on Spotify listening to Taylor Swift on Valentine’s Day, you no longer need to wonder “are they okay?”
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"I thought we were done having sex with Republicans, why are you even considering this? The neck gaiter is the face version of a MAGA hat."
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Another semester, another set of zoom crushes. Who will be the lucky person that inspires you to tell them you will be their spaniel, which Romeo’s zoom window will you throw pebbles at?
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