I’ve heard about people like the Buddha or Socrates, but I don’t think this guy was in the same league as those figures. In my opinion, we still ought to understand how people like him fit into our world and how they come to be.
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“For how fucking gay this schools is, we’re definitely going to make sure we have the most LGBTQ+ inclusive policies and resources” is certainly a thought you’d hope would go through administration’s head. That’d be a pretty good start in building a community of care and instilling that changemaker spirit. Challenge accepted, right?
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We at The Rival are feeling quite generous right now during finals week, so I’ve personally taken on the task of channeling the spirit of Janice from Mean Girls will give you a middle school cafeteria tour of all of the college students’ seventh graders to watch out for.
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All of these rules of etiquette can be applied to any class, regardless of what school they are in, but they will be most effective in any classes within the School of International Service.
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In recent years, we’ve seen the fast-growing prevalence of sex-positivity posts on social media by “zoomers.” We got an exclusive interview with the leaders of the American University Virgin Club who has taken great strides to spread the message of God and promote celibacy.
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After the completely unexpected discovery that the KN-95 masks which had been handed out during the first week of in-person school were counterfeit, the American University Administration has unveiled new COVID-19 regulations.
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There are already some scary characters on campus and just when you thought the student body was spooky enough, here’s where your favorite horror movie figures would end up if they decided to go to American University.
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Fellow wonks, a dark day has fallen upon us.
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“It’s been a wild ride, Class of 2021, we hope you continue to live your best, Wonkiest lives for all of the years to come.”
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