Single vs. Taken. Group plans vs. Couple plans. Girlfriend’s expectations vs. Boyfriend’s wallets. All for a holiday created to sell cheesy Hallmark Cards. Yeah, it’s a fake holiday, but some people manage to be even faker.
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22 Ways To Say “I Love You”, a poem.
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Coronavirus is old news. There’s a new epidemic in town, and his name is Beard Burn.
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This Valentine’s Day, instead of wallowing in your solitary sadness and eating those heart-shaped chocolates you bought for yourself, use our helpful Tinder Tips to ensure you’re not alone next year!
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While you were falling for the roses, we- The Council of the Asexuals and Aromantics- have made a few changes around here. Your obedience is mandatory. Thank you for your cooperation.
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With Valentine’s Day approaching, what better way to celebrate than by deciding which Rocky Horror character will be your “plus one” this holiday season.
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After the completely unexpected discovery that the KN-95 masks which had been handed out during the first week of in-person school were counterfeit, the American University Administration has unveiled new COVID-19 regulations.
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Celebrate 21 years of Shrek with this definitive ranking of the franchise’s best soundtracks.
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With classes held online for the first month of the semester, we’ve been partying like it’s March 2020. Which is to say we’re avoiding each other like the plague (because, you know, the plague). While we wait for next week to resume in-person classes, here are some blasts from the past that have kept us busy during our time back at Zoom U.
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Trick or treating can be tons of fun, but malicious actors might try to hide something in your candy. Here are some things to watch out for when you’re collecting candy around the District this year!
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We’ve all been there: The night before Halloween you’re scrambling to put together something that will make that one special person notice you at a party. Fear not because I have four easy and sexy costumes you can do to show you’re not like the other girls!
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Zombies are scary, but germs are scarier.
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It’s a question that will determine the future -- nay, the survival -- of the country. Will Trick-or-Treaters and candy buyers alike choose to support right or left Twix in the upcoming Halloween season?
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There are already some scary characters on campus and just when you thought the student body was spooky enough, here’s where your favorite horror movie figures would end up if they decided to go to American University.
Read MoreAfter finishing the show, I began to wonder what some of the games would look like on AU’s campus. See how many challenges of Squid Game: AU Edition you could complete without being eliminated!
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Fellow wonks, a dark day has fallen upon us.
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