I’m a proud wonk

What it means to be a wonk

Campus, SatireThe Rival AmericanJanuary 24, 2019Campus, Wonk, Satire

Dining Services Squeeze Out Small Businesses at AU

BUSINESS OWNERS REPORT BEING FORCED OFF AMERICAN UNIVERSITY’S CAMPUS

CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 24, 2019

BREAKING: Wonk Rat Releases List of Demands

The American University campus is trapped under the pressure of an aggressive rodent. No, not Aramark, but the infamous creature come to be known as the Wonk Rat.

Campus, SatireThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019Wonk Rat, Megabytes

The Rival's Guide to the Student Activity Fee Referendum

This whole mess barely makes sense. Maybe we can help?

CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019Campus, Student Organizations

The Wonkiest NBA Preview

Everything an AU Wonk needs to know for the 2018 season

CultureThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019Campus, Culture, Satire, Sports

OPINION: Dissolve American University Student Government and Replace it with a Framed Photo of Jeff Goldblum

Seriously, what more could go wrong?

CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019Satire, Campus, Student Government

The Twi-White Zone of AU Dating

I mean, it’s not like GW guys are better

CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019Satire, culture, College Culture & Social Life

I Hate Elon Musk, and so can you

Can everybody just shut up about Elon Musk for ONE SECOND

CultureThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019