“Better Than Therapy”: Why these AU Students Chose Comedy

In lieu of waiting for AU’s Counseling Center to give mediocre advice and a referral to an expensive off-campus psychologist, some brave AU students had a better idea: comedy.

CampusThe Rival AmericanFebruary 4, 2019Comedy, Review, Campus

If you can read this, stay away from AU!

Campus, SatireThe Rival AmericanJanuary 30, 2019snow, Campus, Satire

Everything You Wanted to Know About Fossil Free AU (But Were Too Afraid To Ask)

CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 24, 2019Campus, Student Organizations

I’m a proud wonk

What it means to be a wonk

Campus, SatireThe Rival AmericanJanuary 24, 2019Campus, Wonk, Satire

Dining Services Squeeze Out Small Businesses at AU

BUSINESS OWNERS REPORT BEING FORCED OFF AMERICAN UNIVERSITY’S CAMPUS

CampusThe Rival AmericanJanuary 24, 2019

BREAKING: Wonk Rat Releases List of Demands

The American University campus is trapped under the pressure of an aggressive rodent. No, not Aramark, but the infamous creature come to be known as the Wonk Rat.

Campus, SatireThe Rival AmericanJanuary 23, 2019Wonk Rat, Megabytes