What Should Your Sexy AU Costume be?
By Greta Redleaf
As Halloween quickly approaches, there is one question on everyone's mind: “how slutty can I possibly dress this weekend?” There are the classic slutty costumes: nurse, Playboy bunnies, angel, devil, and the lingerie with animal ears combo. Don’t get me wrong, I love these costumes, but if you’re still doing these in 2022, ya boring (If this is what you want to do, then go for it! As long as you are sexy, confident, and not offensive, be whatever makes you happy). In order to help out all of the wonderfully slutty wonks of this campus, I've compiled a list of costumes that are both slutty and show school spirit. Who isn’t proud to be a wonk? Actually, don’t answer that question.
1.Sexy Clawed Z. Stripper
This name was originally coined by my dear friend, Benji Gordon (@whatsabenji), who drew this lovely image. All you need is a pair of sexy heels or boots, fishnets, booty shorts, maybe some feather wings from Spirit Halloween, and a cropped AU top. Put all of these on and paint an eagle on your face. Extra points if you can get your hands on the mascot head itself.
2. Sexy Ghost of Wonk Cat
In order to honor our deceased unofficial mascot, AU students should come together to remember her this Halloween. For this costume, get white sheet, black corset, fishnets, black cat ears, sexy black boots, and a black cat tail. In the sheet, cut holes for your eyes and with a sharpie draw on some cat whiskers. Put the sheet over your head and put on the boots and fishnets. Attach the tail to the back of the sheet and place the cat ears over your head. Finally, put on the corset over the sheet to really emphasize your figure. Boom. Sexy ghost of Wonk Cat.
3. Sexy 2Fix Worker
Just walk up to someone and ask if their pipes need fixing and then leave without doing anything. Really embody the 2Fix spirit.
4. Sexy TDR Employee
Grab your favorite lingerie and an apron. Throw on some fishnets, boots, and a hairnet. Make sure you get a job as a bartender for a party and make the worst drinks known to man. If your friends don’t plan on drinking, that’s awesome! Just bring undercooked appetizers to ensure the whole party gets food poisoning. You want to make sure people remember you.
5. Sexy SIS Building
I’m not even sure how this one would work to be honest, this one came to me in a fever dream. SIS has a lot of windows, so I suppose one could go mostly nude– however, that may lead to an arrest, so The Rival does not encourage that. I would suggest some brown and tan lingerie with a world map drawn on your stomach. Carry around a cup of coffee from the Dav and have an aura of superiority about you.
If anyone chooses to wear these costumes, DM to the Rival for a feature post. We’ll have so much fun making fun of you showing the world your beautiful costume.